Mr P was planning well ahead for Valentine’s day. He did not
want things to happen like last time. And he was not going to buy anything other
than the gift when shopping, especially no two things similar in size. Mr P
cringed even now on remembering last year’s Valentine’s day.
Last year, he had totally forgotten to buy a gift for his
girlfriend and had gone to Walmart in a hurry at the last minute. Searching
through the pharmacy aisles for a fragrance that was not expensive, he had
finally picked one that was just $10.
While looking through the aisles he also bought some stuff for his
personal use. At the check-out, he had asked for two separate bags, one for his
stuff and the other for his girlfriend’s gift. He had then rushed to his
girlfriend’s flat and found that she was not at home. So he had written a note
and slipped it into the plastic bag he thought contained the gift. “Sorry for
this late gift. But better late than never! I hope you will really love this”,
he said in his note. He had hung the bag from the door handle and left for home
to watch a game on TV. It was quite late in the night that he had decided to
get the stuff he had bought for himself to put it in his medicine cabinet in
the bathroom. That was when he nearly fainted with shock. Out of the plastic bag
had come a bottle of ladies’ perfume!
He shook in his shoes even now thinking what his then girlfriend would have discovered in the plastic ag he had left for her on the door knob! Fleet Liquid Glycerin
Suppositories:#1 doctor recommended laxative
brand. It was: $4.56 but he had bought it because there was a rollback and was selling for $3.98!
Fleet Liquid Glycerin
Suppositories:
Acknowledgement: Pictures were copied from Walmart online catalogue.
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